- Finger paint is not edible
- The white kitty probably doesn't want to add color to his wardrobe
- Mommy's new pink and purple streaked hair is an 80's throwback and not in a good way
- Finger paint does not make for good make-up alternative
- Wet paint + crawling baby= slippery baby
- Dunking your 8 mos old in the shower to remove excess paint is apparently not fun
- An 8 mos old likes to suck on paper; paint is not a deterrent
- Finger paint...fruit puree...it all feels the same and therefore must taste the same right?
I'm pretty sure my running shoes will be forever stained in with lovely shades of Valentine's pink and purple; I'm hoping it'll make me run faster.
What? Am I doing it wrong? |
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